Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks of the mouse. More coverage at: onion.com
Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women
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#1 by laughingwolf330 on March 19th, 2011
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Hilarious like all Onion videos, also worth noting there was nothing wrong with either of those women (:
#2 by chipp06 on March 19th, 2011
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what a bunch of dogs.. hahhaha!
#3 by rnunesmagalhaes on March 20th, 2011
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It’s really worth the time to stop the video and read the mail messages haha
#4 by rnunesmagalhaes on March 20th, 2011
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0:31 Body type: more to love
Bahaha
#5 by BobbyDelRiv on March 20th, 2011
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@AdventEdge And I’m proud that I can admit it unlike so many phonies……………..
#6 by AdventEdge on March 20th, 2011
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@BobbyDelRiv
so desperate
#7 by claypwner on March 20th, 2011
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what a bunch of dogs
#8 by TheBrokenchalk13 on March 20th, 2011
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@BobbyDelRiv you are alos desprit……
#9 by BobbyDelRiv on March 20th, 2011
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To be COMPLETELY serious: I don’t reject on stupidficial things like looks and I am totally marriage minded so if any NY woman is sick of rejection then contact me here on YouTube.
Bobby DelRiv
#10 by fmcneillii on March 20th, 2011
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There’s no such thing as rejection for women.
#11 by NeverNetherland on March 20th, 2011
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aaaaawwwwww so sad. funny but sad..some are not fortunate enough to be good looking
#12 by danielgulyas02 on March 20th, 2011
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So sad… Funny but sad…
#13 by Melohalo on March 20th, 2011
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Weight: More to love
Religion: Spiritual
MY god this is a KEEPER
#14 by mba2ceo on March 20th, 2011
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BS !!! I know it is a joke.
The are looking for Benefactors NOT Boyfriends. Any woman who wants a BOYFRIEND has one.
#15 by zoweycow on March 20th, 2011
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Aw this one’s just sad.
#16 by Spetsop on March 20th, 2011
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LOL funny!
Sad thing is that this is what actually happens to guys :/…
#17 by trulynot on March 20th, 2011
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@SuperSkipMaster Kill yourself then to escape all the “people”…..lols.
#18 by Grizzlo503 on March 20th, 2011
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What a buncha dogs…
#19 by benderpolice on March 20th, 2011
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Why don’t people get satire? it’s satire you dim wits.
#20 by bubblemuffinxp on March 20th, 2011
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omg hilarious
#21 by Fibonacci1334 on March 20th, 2011
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WARNING DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS BELOW
#22 by Fibonacci1334 on March 20th, 2011
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WARNING DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS BELOW
#23 by SuperSkipMaster on March 20th, 2011
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WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A SUICIDE/PSYCHOLOGY CAREER ASPIRATIONS CONVERSATION GOING ON IN AN ONION VIDEO.
Fuck, I hate people.
#24 by Martena56 on March 20th, 2011
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“What a bunch of dogs”
#25 by Kr4zyAc3 on March 20th, 2011
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@ClamCrunchy none were good looking either